"I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so much worse. I am nowhere. Nothing is happening and I am getting more and more sad."

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

sodamnrelatable:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

let me reblog this again

(via liebe-geben)

Du bist mein ja, du bist mein nein in meiner Welt voller vielleicht’s, 
egal was ich frage. Du bist mein jetzt, du bist mein hier, wenn ich mein Zeitgefühl verlier, für Stunden und Tage.

(Source: cjof, via liebe-geben)